Git Commit Oversized Classic T-Shirt

We’ve all followed the golden rule: Commit early, commit often. But nobody talks about the inevitable result: realizing you just overwrote the main config file five minutes before the weekend.

This isn't just a t-shirt; it's a security blanket for when your code compiles but doesn't run. Built with premium heavyweight cotton, it’s designed to provide maximum comfort while you stare blankly at a stack trace. Wear your merge conflicts with pride and that effortless "I haven't slept because of a syntax error" slouch.

Specs (The Documentation):

1. Monolithic Build Quality: Crafted from 100% cotton with a dense 240 GSM. It’s heavyweight, breathable, and durable enough to survive legacy codebases and office AC wars.
2. Deploy to Prod Ready: The unisex oversized fit features extra length and a stylish sleeve drop. It’s got a "slouch" perfect for leaning back in your chair and wondering why you chose this career.
3. Bug-Free Comfort: The premium drape offers plenty of room—giving you extra space to carry the weight of the entire development team on your shoulders.

Best For Gifting To:

1. The Gen Z Dev: Who wants that trendy, streetwear aesthetic while debugging React components.
2. The "Full Stack" Overflow User: Who needs a shirt thick enough to absorb the tears of failed unit tests.
3. The Startup Founder: Who needs to look "effortlessly cool" while explaining to investors why the feature is delayed.
4. Yourself: Because if you’re going to regret your commits, you might as well look stylish doing it.

Care Instructions (Do Not sudo This):

1. Clean Build: Wash inside-out in cold water.
2. Avoid Overheating: Dry on low heat. High heat causes shrinkage (and we only want to shrink the backlog, not the shirt).
3. Patch Management: Flip it inside out before ironing. Never iron the print, or you'll create a permanent bug in the design.