404 - Weekend Not Found
404 - Weekend Not Found | The Official On-Call Uniform
We’ve all been there. You closed your laptop on Friday, but by Saturday morning, a P0 incident appeared, the server went down, or you fell into a deep Stack Overflow rabbit hole. Suddenly, your free time has vanished into the digital void.
This shirt is for the developers, sysadmins, and tech wizards who know that sometimes, the weekend isn't a scheduled event it’s a broken link.
Technical Specifications (The "Hardware")
Architecture: 100% premium cotton for a breathable, "no-latency" feel.
Data Density: 180 GSM, the sweet spot between "lightweight comfort" and "durable enough to survive a hackathon."
User Interface: A perfect unisex regular fit. It’s compatible with all body types and looks great whether you're at a stand-up meeting or a 2:00 AM coding session.
Deployment: Your new go-to everyday tee. It’s basically the "Hello World" of your wardrobe.
Maintenance & Optimization (The "ReadMe")
To ensure maximum uptime for your new favourite shirt, please follow these deployment instructions:
Execute Command: Wash inside-out in cold water (keep those colours from crashing).
Process: Tumble dry on low heat.
Patch Notes: If you need to iron, flip it inside out first. Don’t burn the logic!
The Perfect Gift for your "Scrum-mate"
Looking for a gift that won't get returned like a buggy pull request? This tee is a guaranteed win for a friend who is perpetually "on-call."
The intern who just discovered that "Friday deployments" are a trap.
Your favourite IT professional who speaks exclusively in memes and status codes.