{"product_id":"primary-language","title":"Primary Language","description":"\u003cdiv dir=\"ltr\" aria-busy=\"false\" aria-live=\"polite\" id=\"model-response-message-contentr_ca95dc634d6aab8d\" class=\"markdown markdown-main-panel enable-updated-hr-color\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eWhy execute the function when you can just call the API?\u003c\/b\u003e In the world of microservices and \"not my department,\" delegation isn't just a soft skill; it’s a high-level programming language. This shirt is for the visionaries who know that the most efficient way to clear a backlog is to find someone else to do it. 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