{"product_id":"fate","title":"Master of the Burndown","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"markdown markdown-main-panel enable-updated-hr-color\" id=\"model-response-message-contentr_356c46b948bc114a\" aria-live=\"polite\" aria-busy=\"false\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eStop letting the Jira board dictate your happiness.\u003c\/b\u003e We all know the Burndown chart is usually a vertical cliff of despair by Thursday afternoon, but with this shirt, you’re reclaiming the narrative. Whether you're actually ahead of schedule or just exceptionally good at moving tickets to \"Done\" right before the Standup, this is your new uniform\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eProduct Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e Crafted from \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"23\"\u003e100% premium cotton\u003c\/b\u003e for a soft, breathable feel that survives even the longest deployment cycles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e Features a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"19\"\u003e180 GSM fabric\u003c\/b\u003e, providing a lightweight, high-quality shield against office AC and \"quick sync\" 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data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Scrum\" Saviour:\u003c\/b\u003e An ideal gift for the Project Manager who has a sense of humour about their dwindling sprint velocity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Developer’s Cape:\u003c\/b\u003e A thoughtful present for the dev who spends 90% of their time explaining why the \"Definition of Done\" is subjective.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Birthday Upgrade:\u003c\/b\u003e Much more practical than a \"World's Best Coder\" mug and significantly more stylish than a company-branded polo.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Onboarding Win:\u003c\/b\u003e The best way to 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