{"product_id":"bouncer","title":"Live Life on the Edge","description":"\u003cdiv dir=\"ltr\" aria-busy=\"false\" aria-live=\"polite\" id=\"model-response-message-contentr_da99cd12cceb09fc\" class=\"markdown markdown-main-panel enable-updated-hr-color\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eEvery IT professional knows the Golden Rule: \u003ci data-index-in-node=\"45\" data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eNever deploy on a Friday.\u003c\/i\u003e This shirt is for the absolute legends (or madmen) who ignore that rule and press \"Merge\" at 4:59 PM anyway. It’s the official uniform of \"I’ll fix it on Monday... maybe.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eThe Technical Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\"\u003e100% Cotton Construction:\u003c\/b\u003e Soft enough to absorb the sweat of a failing build and the tears of a weekend spent on-call.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\"\u003e180 GSM Lightweight Fabric:\u003c\/b\u003e Designed for maximum breathability, because your code might be bloated, but your t-shirt shouldn’t be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\"\u003eUnisex Regular Fit:\u003c\/b\u003e A classic, reliable architecture that fits every body type. 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