{"product_id":"blame-pipeline-light","title":"Blame pipeline","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"markdown markdown-main-panel enable-updated-hr-color\" id=\"model-response-message-contentr_5fbb5dedc1f33300\" aria-live=\"polite\" aria-busy=\"false\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe ultimate scapegoat for the modern engineer.\u003c\/b\u003e When the build is red, the deployment has stalled, and the manager is breathing down your neck, there is one universal truth that can save your sanity: it’s not your code, it’s the infrastructure. This shirt is for the developers and DevOps specialists who know that a \"failed\" status on Jenkins or GitHub Actions is the perfect time to go grab a coffee. 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